In For A Penny, In For A Pound.
Etymology
Originally with reference to the fact that if one owed a penny, one might as well owe a pound, as the penalties for non-payment were virtually identical in severity.

The story, if you haven't already read it, is that I had a leak dripping through the downstairs ceiling. I couldn't figure out why. I called a plumber. He charged me $185 to knock a bigger hole in my ceiling, knock a hole in the bathroom tile, point out that the hot water valve stem wasn't tightened (but not tighten it), and then recommend that I needed to change it our because it wouldn't last much longer (true). He gave me an estimate for about $700 to put in a single handle valve (not three handle) and another $100 on top of that to come back and put the trim (handles) on after the tile was complete, which they don't do but he can recommend someone. That $100 part was the real insult. Anyway, it led to this idea for a blog, so there is always a silver lining.
I really wanted to fix the shower last month, but the time got away from me. I really wanted to do it the week before last, but I lost a whole day because of the holiday, which doesn't really feel like a day off to me. You know, mom duties. The kids were in summer camp the rest of the week and I did accomplish a lot, like watching chick flicks during lunch and while working on finances, and some other stuff that is in another blog entry.
On Friday afternoon, I thought that I'd at least start a plan for fixing, though it was not a good time to shut off water and really start anything. I was just going to remove the handles so that I could have better access to the piping for measurements. I had a hard time removing the hot water handle and remembered how it can right off after the hot water had been running for a while last time, so I turned on the hot water. After a while, I turned it off, but it wouldn't turn off, just kept running.
Uh oh.
I ran down to turn the water off, gathered my tools and went to work. The cheap, old valve stems had finally failed completely. 2 o'clock on a Friday afternoon looked like a good time to fix the shower after all.

I needed to take out more tile. I used a little crow bar and a hammer.

I hoped that would be enough, but the instructions said a minimum of 6 inches between the valve and the tub spout.

I took the old tub spout off using a pipe wrench.

It is only about 5 inches. I need to take out more tiles and pipe.

That should be enough.

Around three o'clock, I discovered that the $85 kit I bought, though I knew it was a low end, was just awful. The instructions were bad. The tub spout was plastic!
What do I do? I only have two hours of the day left until the weekend. I "press on", to quote Phileas Fogg from Jules Verne's "Around the World in 80 days".

I cut some pipe. I think the pipe cutter is a really nifty tool. It is a little clamp with a blade in it. Clamp it to the pipe, then turn the clamp around the pipe until it starts to get loose, tighten it, turn it, tighten it, turn it...until it cuts through.

I cut my hand on the jagged tile pieces. I started out wearing gloves, now where did they go?
While nursing my hand, I decided that I really don't want to install this kit. I already went through problems of having another cheap kit wear out.
I returned it. I bought a new one for $172. Much better, but the bronzed look doesn't match the tub drain pieces, which are a shiny chrome look. I wonder if I can replace those.

Four o'clock, removed more tile and read instructions. Worked on a plan for installing a board for mounting the valve. I started looking around and thinking, "I'm already tearing apart my bathroom, maybe I should finally replace this ugly tile."
Then, it was five o'clock and hubby was home with the kids and the water is still off. We went out to get hamburgers, then made a stop at Lowe's to get caps for the pipes. This would give me a couple of days to figure out how much I wanted to commit to this project.

By Sunday night, I decided that it wasn't in the time or money budget to tile the whole bathroom, especially not the time budget, though I do have some new ideas for what I want to do, when I can. On Monday morning, Hubby took my daughter to daycare and my son stayed home to "help".
Water off. Cut board and braced it to the studs. Notice the caps I put on the pipes, which now need to come off.

They are glued on, so I need to cut the pipes. My helper is taking pictures.

Measure the pipes. Cut more pipes. Clean the pipes with steel wool.

I'm using the old tub spout elbow and pipe since it is already the correct length and there is nothing wrong with the pipe. I just cut it from the old assembly, cleaned the end and put an adapter on. On some of the older pipes, I needed to file them down a little bit to fit the new pieces and even then I used a hammer to force them on.

About this time, I noticed the stool I was sitting on was wobbly. I found that the screws were loose. I feel like that sometimes. I which I had such a handy tool for restoring my mental state. Anyway, that is another fix to add to my count.

Check the assembly one more time before gluing.
Did I forget to mention that I'm not soldering the pipes? Well, the wall behind the tile is the outside of my house, on the second story. Frankly, and maybe Shirley too, I'm afraid of burning a hole through the siding. Hubby has used JB Weld on a couple of plumbing projects and says it is tops. So that is what I'm using.

Check the spacing too. The line on the sticker needs to be within 1/2 inch of the finished wall. It is about 1/3 of an inch.

I had to work fast to get everything in place before the glue dried. Sometime in the middle of this, I had a sick feeling in my stomach that I couldn't undo mistakes this way as I could if I were soldering (sweating) the pipes, and any mistakes would be expensive.
Four hours later, no mistakes, and I did have a few ideas in case there was one. Now for the tile...

I counted the first kit I bought a while back against my budget, so I'm returning the funds. I also bought piping, lumber, and hardware...$20.40
Day 58, Score: -15 (2 new fixed, 0 new broken, total fixed=43, list total 101), Funds:
-$74.48
See what I mean about it not being in the budget. I am tempted to excuse myself on this item because really I'm saving $600 by doing it myself, but it isn't so big that I can't get back on track. Maybe Craigslist can help.